Can I have my wig?

I know the reason why Asians never hire black heffas @ hairstores.cause they aint shit. Today Auntie Keyona Kutthroat Jackson. Was cutting the fuck up in the hair store. She was telling bitches to get out. This was a broke ho free zone. I had this face...

i was kinda scared to say something cause she was hood as hell. She was loud. You could tell her what you wanted. Cause she was telling you what YOU need to get. Serious note: This job should be given to unemployed nice person who wants to be there. Cause I aint ever heard of the rules she was making up. I been wearing wigs since I was 2 years old.

chilllllllle boo.
giiiiiiiiiiiiirl lay.
flat.

Seriously.

I was offended and she backhanded KeitaEden and forced a wig on her ass. Told her to get the fuck on.

Seriously.

is the only thing I can say. Unless I reenact this YouTube.

Lot of Bitch Ass Nigga's Who Fell Off.

Literally.

idowhatiwantsodontaskmenoquestionsmynigguh.

I have a lot of fucking make up. These are just some palettes some two were ordered via ebay. One from Marshalls. One From Icing. I have *Drumroll* Over 2grand worth of cosmetics.

Wishing I could pawn this shit. ;
/

Yes I said. Oh Yes...

her name is Chyna. She is fine as hell. Damn I cannot get to miami fast enough. SHIT. Come on Keita Let's hit diamonds up. ASAP.

Uh........ I could be entirely over people forcing you to be WHAT they want you to be. I cannot just wake up and be thinner or more attractive or less of a bitch. The cards are falling down. I am what I am. You or no one else is obligated to like it. We can all say big words and throw around theories of perfection. My heart is made of pure steel. Sorry folks. I only have enough space to give a fuck about absolutely nothing. Be mad. Be judgmental. I am still doing me. And your STILL doing you. So.

Again. NOT strip club material? Fine!

I know i need to work out. I have seen worse! this is me! Taken today! <3

This may be rude...

But I found your twin. I love reuniting people. I 

 am the modern day humanitarian.

Don't rush to thank me.

I hate to be the one to tell you this....
but when you see this sign.....

that does mean. You go speeding past me trying to fit in the lane that is meant for me. I have the fucking right of way you dumb ass fuck. That means that if i am traveling and you see this sign before you see my automobile that you slow down and let me pass because...

i have the fucking right of way you cuntswaggler.

the next bitch that tries to squeeze their sorry ass car in the lane with mine when i have the right away. I will get first throw anything without value at your car. Meaning pennies and McDonald's cups and bags etc. Second I will follow you to your home and beat the dog shit out of you.

Thank you.

there is a perfectly good reason I have my porn on mute. via this outstanding dick limping shit this guy decides to say....

my baby batter?
uh....

mute. always. your protecting yourself from more than 'extra listeners, protecting yourself from potentially losing that nut..'

these eyebrows are clearly an insult to my intelligence. I do not encourage this obvious display of disrespect.

"if the shoe fits....force it?"


Ah the creatures of the earth we call men. To no avail we will sit and stare at the phone with bewitched nose twitching waiting for it to ring. For the longest time men were the furthest thing from my mind, I know how I got to this point. But going in I really did not know why IT is so hard to maintain a relationship with a man. I had no idea what I was signing up for when I decided to date men. I felt as if my so called ‘girlfriend’ would throw infidelity out the window as fast as the ‘typical’ man would. Then why just date women? Why not date them all, avoid being exclusive, and call it day. Sounds great? Right? No one wants to be in a relationship but no one wants to be a alone. The ultimate catch 22 in my eyes. So what would be a solution to a seemingly easy problem? I say be single. But for some reason. The economy sucks so I cannot be single without having to pay someone’s cell phone bill. Yes, I am such a good Samaritan for that FUCK Shit. The crazy thing about what I am going threw right now is I knew I loved this person as soon as I laid my eyes on them. That ultimately sounds like some 1986 crap. But in all it happened. So what do we do now, that we have to pay these bills and get this recession shit out of people [s] vocabulary?

chile boo.

chile please.


chile stop.


I don't know why the word 'chile' amuses the fuck outta my simple ass. But it does.

I went to the club I don't know why I keep putting myself thru the moving cymbalta commercials but...They got the worst niggers running the club. AFRICANS? yes, epic fail. He told a stripper I broke a 100 dollar bill and he told some musty twat hoe to give me a dance. Then...Some other mudduck said " Yall look alike cause you both got curly hair and glasses" [blank stare]

I never wanted someone off my lap so bad. I know my jeans need to be washed with monistat 7.